Reebok sponsor crack dealer

I feel a little dissapointed in myself, as I've decided not to buy anything Reebok for myself or my football club because of its new association with 50 cent.Reason for this is currently I play football with a beautiful white pair of Reeboks.
Anyway, you've probably seen its new adverts already where scum rapper counts backwards from 9 in relation to having been shot 9 times and then pull some scary "buy my crack" face at the camera. This guy is no hero, he's the lowest of the lower who has probably ruined hundreds of lives and yet somehow ended up in a position of high influence to a section of the public that have the potential to be very dangerous (due to the majority of them being very stupid).
The guy isn't even a sport star, just because he dresses like a ned, doesn't mean he actually does anything in those clothes, whereas Dame Kelly Holmes on the other hand is a true sporting hero who shouldn't have to endure being placed near this lowlife.

Its just another case of a large brand putting profit ahead of morals.

Better articles here , here and especially hereI just struggle to see the justice when a crack dealer can be put in that position in life.Out of interest I wonder if Reebok have thought about calling the new boots shooting boots?

More Conservative doctored photos

Just watched the news and saw that once again the Tory's are doctoring photo's. Nothing new there, I bet we all remember the evil Blair photo

I can confirm this has been slightly doctored, because I have seen Blair and there was no black strip coming out of the side of his evil red eyes.
Anyway, lets have a look at the latest evidence which can be found hereYou'll not find this picture there which includes the original

Would this be past the limits of the Tories if they are doctoring a few photos?





There's a lot more I could say, but it's pointless as it won't reach anybody stupid enough to vote Tory. It's so depressing to watch the American public fall for it twice and then watch us go down the same route, imagine if the Americans had a president who couldn't speak English as a first language us having a PM who can't count (have you seen the Tory ideas for spending, cutting national debt and tax cuts?)

Why call for his sacking, why not let the tories keep the idiots running for them so they can self destruct?

Seagull Mugging

Dear Public,
sorry I havn't wrote (or is it written?) in a while. but to be honest I couldn't be arsed, the days are just packed with nothing and theres more nothings that I havn't been able to get around to yet.

One significant thing to tell you about though, I got attacked and mugged two weeks ago in broad day light. On one of Aberdeens main shopping streets I got struck in the face several times before the evil beast stole my sandwich out of my hand and flew away. I didn't really get a good look at him but I'm sure he looks just like this.



Then the bastard flew off and left me hungry, being laughed at in the street, also by Emma and my girlfriend Hayley. Could even defend myself against a bird, how am I meant to defend her?

I've been lucky enough to have been mugged in the street by typical ned scum but at least as they ran away I had the satifaction of knowing they understood every derogatory word that followed them whereas this guy didn't understand a word, as a Tory would see it "they come over here and don't even learn the language", then again Labour would probably blame it on the latest copy of Grand Theft Auto so I wont rant politically.

I would like to say this ordeal hasn't mentally scarred me but I had a day dream on the bus to work the next day that one day our paths would meet again and this time we would get even, I'm not sure how, as seagulls probably dont buy their own sandwichs, but somehow, someday pal I'll catch up with ya (just in case seagulls have the net and read articles about themselves). Anyway, whats the chances of winning a compensation case against the little bastard?, no doubt I could get a "no win, no fee" Lawyer for it though.

So I've done my research and it seems Seagulls are launching some sort of an offensive to take over Britain at least. Read here what the BBC think about it. Notice the bit where someone seems chuffed with the idea of bin lids?, he/she's a bastard too. If they could get in the bins they wouldn't have to be forced into desparate street muggings or as the Lib Dems would argue "prostitution to feed their habit".

I havn't even mentioned that it was a chicken, ham, turkey and cheese triple club (listen, its what I like so back off). Point being should a seagull be eating Chicken and Turkey?, if I ever get the chance to mug that seagull (karma), I certainly won't eat the sandwich if it contains any primate whatsoever.

Then again, maybe this is all me being naive. The first wonder of the world I ever saw was a lone seagull dragging a full bin bag out of a wheely bin at the train station. Then while I lived as a wide eyed fresher in halls I heard a tale of my flatmate waking up to see a seagull sat on his desk eating his nutritious 8 hour old kebab, he shouted "oi", it shouted "kuk, kuk, kuk". 1 - 0 to the seagull.

My running buddy Emma says the same one taps on her window at 6AM each day, even following her to the living room if she changes rooms, and I personally know its not to watch TV because she always leaves both on.

Oh, oh, oh, before I forget, Aberdeen city council came up with another genius idea to get rid of them. Metal eagles to scare them away, however the seagulls got curious, had a nosey and shoved them over, upon finding no sign of a £4.80 sandwich they left.

Some seagull attack links



Another victim